Hopefully, by the time you read this, which will be when you are 18, you will have learned how to poop on the potty. At the rate you are going I don’t know if it will happen. 

We have started taking toys away from you every time you poop in your pants. So far we have taken 6 monster trucks, a stick (a plastic stick that you have grown attached to), a plastic pepper, and some goofy red security tag thing. At the rate you are going we will run out of toys to take away. We will have to buy you more toys just to take them away as a punishment.  I don’t know if you get the hint that they are punishments because you volunteer to throw the toy in the “garbage.” 

It’s soooo frustrating because some days you get it and poop on the potty. 

Get your s$&! together!  Pun intended.